he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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