i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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