I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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