They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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