I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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