I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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