Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
soo... how was my night?
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