before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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