wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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