vagina is talking i cant
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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