it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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