you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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