is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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