my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Randomize
