Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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