I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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