whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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