ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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