so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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