i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Randomize
