I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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