If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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