I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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