I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
its liver damage thursday
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