I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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