just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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