I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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