I just saw a hot homeless man
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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