He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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