I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
it was like eating out sand paper
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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