You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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