I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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