This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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