why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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