you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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