Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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