you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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