I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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