it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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