oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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