That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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