she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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