Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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