Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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