ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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