I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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