I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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