I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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