I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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