you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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