So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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