I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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