let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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