Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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