He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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